48 minutes ago with 7 notes
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starjessestjames:

….. What the hell is your problem?

I’m not easy. I have limits, Jesse. I found it funny to begin with but it’s not anymore.

#jsj




1 hour ago with 7 notes
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starjessestjames:

Mm What’s that? You want to fuck me? I wasn’t even trying there.

Jesus fucking Christ. Leave me alone. Your dick isn’t worth it. I’d actually pay to punch you in the jaw.

#jsj




2 hours ago with 7 notes
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starjessestjames:

bastiansmythee:

I needed something to hold onto.

Short or long, you’ll fuck me anyway. You’re easy to seduce. Or I’m just really good at it. 

Fuck you.

#jsj




2 hours ago with 7 notes
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starjessestjames:

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Short is hotter.

From what I recall, you couldn’t keep your hands out of my long hair. Which I kind of liked.

I needed something to hold onto.

#jsj




21 hours ago with 15 notes

vanessazhi:

So you’re upset because you’re dog is upset and because he accidentally ruined your television? 

I’m not upset. I was pissed off at my dog for smashing my television but I couldn’t stay mad at him when I went into my room to tell him off and he was curled up, crying and shaking.

#XD #he's confusing #vz




21 hours ago with 15 notes

vanessazhi:

Breaking plates helps me cool down sometimes. Like there is literally a place in Chinatown where you can just break all the plates you want for a fee. 

… That’s nice. I don’t have anger issues, though. I don’t need a place to wreck shit. He smashed my television, I’m allowed to be pissed for a while. I didn’t even yell at him. The sound of the TV hitting the floor scared him enough to make him cry.

#vz #nobody~ he has his dog with him currently and he's not in a relationship or anything sooo :D




21 hours ago with 5 notes

antonetta-fm:

I would pay SO MUCH to see Sierra Boggess as Elsa and Laura Osnes as Anna in the Broadway version of Frozen.

Can’t Idina just play herself?

#afm




22 hours ago with 15 notes

vanessazhi:

I’m sorry that your pet broke your television, I hope you weren’t hurt?

I’m fine. And Ren could have been anybody. He could have been my simple-minded boyfriend. But he’s a dog. He’s excitable. I just needed time to cool down.

#vz




1 day ago with 15 notes

antonetta-fm:

No, it’s fine! Sorry, I can put off the project. I’ll run around with him and do fun stuff!

No. I’l find somebody else. Do your project.

#afm




1 day ago with 15 notes

antonetta-fm:

Awwwww, Baaaaas. The poor thing was just happy! I can do that, but be warned, he’s going to be alone for a while. I’ve got a project to work on!

I don’t want him alone but I don’t want him. I’ll find someone else.

#afm